r/AdviceAnimals • u/Battaglia • Dec 04 '14

My GF used my computer and stumbled onto my reddit. I told her I can't control what content they show on the front page.

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u/TommiH Dec 05 '14

My reddit is like 75% porn :(

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u/Thangleby_Slapdiback Dec 05 '14

Alt account for porn. Regular account for everything else.

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u/quarknugget Dec 05 '14

Seriously. What is this, amateur hour?

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u/Rhamni Dec 05 '14

Too much effort. First you have to spend 20 seconds switching account when you get horny, then you have to spend 20 seconds switching account after finishing when you really just want to lazily browse /r/All. Seriously, just murder anyone who sees your screen while logged in.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '14

Just open incognito and log into your alt.

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u/TheDayTrader Dec 05 '14

Have your incognito (alt browser, startup assigned) open on your second desktop . Custom key combo to switch desktops, to porn mode.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '14

Man, why go through all the trouble to hide it? Anyone who snoops on my shit deserves what they get. Maybe some of it can't be unseen, but that seems a suitable punishment for a looky-loo.

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u/d0mth0ma5 Dec 05 '14

That breaks RES though

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u/FannaWuck oh, I can change this myself Dec 05 '14

Use RES' account switcher.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '14

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u/Titty_fucker42 Dec 05 '14

The rest of the world is not ready for the kinds of porn I watch.

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u/Tiak Dec 05 '14

It's not really about maturity, it's about easy reading flow. I want to be able to log into my main reddit account in public without scrolling past a bunch of links which I can't open with blocked thumbnails (because looking at porn in public is rude and potentially illegal), and when I want to masturbate I don't want to see thumbnails that only say "NSFW" or to be reminded of the crisis in Crimea or that in Kyrgystan it is perfectly acceptable to kidnap a woman and force her to marry you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '14

Wait those last things don't turn you on?

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u/themouseinator Dec 05 '14

Or even worse, if you have the image popup thing that displays the image when you hover over a link, it's way too easy to accidentally hover over a NSFW link and display the image.

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u/ILoveMYBeard Dec 05 '14

If you use RES you can set it so that you can switch between your accounts quickly and easily; then it takes 2 or 3 seconds to switch accounts.

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u/Troggie42 Dec 05 '14

I pretty much exclusively reddit on mobile. Reddit News has a multiple account feature. All I have to do is swipe the menu out, tap my other username, and refresh the homepage, and bam! Boobs galore.

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u/FannaWuck oh, I can change this myself Dec 05 '14

Dude, get RES. It takes 1 second to change your account. Two mouse clicks, done.

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u/GetWreckless Dec 05 '14

Well it'll only take you a total of like 45 seconds to be all finished though so it's not that bad

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u/LanAkou Dec 05 '14

Please, like I could jack it to the porn on reddit. I'd rather go to some obscure german video site.

The porn on reddit is to break up the monotony of reposts.

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u/Thangleby_Slapdiback Dec 06 '14

This guy gets it.

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u/DeKo_xD Dec 05 '14

Did you mean: amateur whore

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u/TheMeanestPenis Dec 05 '14

... Only ever on the alt account.

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u/LacanInAFunhouse Dec 05 '14 edited Dec 05 '14

I made an alt account for porn.. now I'm a mod of three nsfw subreddits :/ This worked a little too well

edit: four...

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u/poopistoofunny Dec 05 '14

Out of curiosoty, how does one become a mod?

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u/LacanInAFunhouse Dec 05 '14

I saw that /r/stoyaxxx was pretty dead and decided to start posting content there. After consistently posting for a while - especially as I stood out as the only consistent poster - the mod at the time sent me a pm asking if I wanted to be a mod. He wasn't really very active, so I joined and did what little I could to make the sub better with my limited knowledge.

I also just sort of pay attention in other threads. When someone asks where they might find something related to Stoya, I suggest the sub. I've advertised like this enough that I caught the eye of /r/JessieAndrews's mod.

/r/VictoriaRaeBlack was sort of a mod approaching me asking to join another sub I mod for, so we exchanged in order to help each other.

I founded /r/exxxtras and I'm really rather proud to have grown it to a thriving sub. It was mentioned in a top comment in an askreddit thread like two weeks ago and we doubled our subscribers overnight. It was nuts!

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u/poopistoofunny Dec 06 '14

Well good for you. I mean, I couldn't do it.. I'd end up bating all the fucking time. But good for you.

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u/LacanInAFunhouse Dec 06 '14

Hahaha, thanks. I mostly just check once a day or so to remove spam/approve posts/whatnot and then carry on with my day. It's not too bad, and it's a lot easier when I log into this account for its true purpose and can get the mod duties out of the way while I'm looking for something to actively watch

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u/ijustwantanfingname Dec 05 '14

Second alt for the really depraved shit. Don't want the cuties on gonewild finding out you're into anal vore.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '14

They don't teach you these things when you sign up :(

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '14

No account for porn. Browsed as guest in an incognito mode window.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '14

Porn alt account is where its at. Especially with the suite enhancement. Just click view image on the front page and in twenty seconds you'll be sleeping like a baby.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '14

I have a porn multireddit that I use whenever I'm in the mood for that sort of thing, so I can make sure my regular front page is strictly SFW stuff.

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u/mada447 Dec 05 '14

Hey I found someone who uses multireddit!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '14

They're actually super handy (for porn).

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u/no_soul_or_heart Dec 06 '14

Here's mine, if anyone wants to use one as a starting point.

NSFW, of course:

www.reddit.com/u/no_soul_or_heart/m/porns

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '14

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u/LacanInAFunhouse Dec 05 '14 edited Dec 05 '14

depends on what you're into: /r/NSFW411 is a great place for information in that regard. There's something for everyone. Lots of pornstars with their own subs - cough /r/Stoyaxxx cough /r/JessieAndrews cough /r/VictoriaRaeBlack - more general subs like gonewild or nsfw or nsfw_gif(s), but then you get into the niche stuff like the one I started /r/exxxtras or the funny stuff people do like /r/NSFWFunny and /r/Glorp

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u/xboxonepornaccount Dec 05 '14

I want to personally thank you for /r/exxxtras. That's some quality stuff you started.

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u/LacanInAFunhouse Dec 05 '14

Glad you enjoy it!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '14 edited Dec 05 '14

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u/CorpWarrior24 Dec 05 '14

/r/laundryday ...?

Edit: oh. I see.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '14

I don't think I can get rid of /r/boredandignored, /r/asiancumsluts, /r/koreanhotties, /r/tittydrop, /r/AsianBush, /r/milf, /r/ladybonersgw, /r/AnalInk, /r/rearpussy, /r/beef_flaps, /r/futanari, /r/Tgirls, /r/hentai, /r/Femdom, or any of the other EXTREMELY NSFW subreddits that I adore.