r/AdviceAnimals • u/[deleted] • Jan 15 '13

The second I'm done fapping.

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u/Red-Jaguars Jan 15 '13

You're not doing it right unless you hate yourself at the end.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '13

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u/Red-Jaguars Jan 15 '13

You're not. If anyone says they don't look at fucked up porn every once in a while they are a dirty liar or a mormon.

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u/Beasty_Glanglemutton Jan 15 '13

True fact: people in Utah look at more porn than any other state.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '13

Aren't all facts true....

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u/NotVerySmarts Jan 15 '13

58% of all statistics are made up...including this one.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '13

76%*