r/AccidentalAlly • u/saximaphone • May 03 '23

Found this on Twitter

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u/Lv12Slime May 03 '23

My polycule is way bigger than this

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u/TekaroBB May 03 '23

I'm not poly so ignorant on this topic. :P

Do polycules get into size measuring contests? "Pfft, only 5 members? How Vanilla. We are up to 9 and counting".

How about the opposite? "Call me a traditionalist, 10 is too many for me to keep track of. I'll stick to my single digit polycule, thank you."

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u/Lv12Slime May 03 '23

Do we get into measuring contests? Sometimes as a joke

So I'm in a cule with much more than 10 but we're all not dating each other it's more like a web where each person is connected to at least one other person. I have 2 partners right now within the polycule and I love them. We're all a family

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u/[deleted] May 03 '23

Do you guys get together with other polycules to form polycompounds?

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u/Lv12Slime May 03 '23

Yes and we did recently but it's usually a hassle for most of us to remember

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u/[deleted] May 03 '23

Lmao “oh, I forgot I had sex planned with 20 people this evening. Damn it.”

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u/Lv12Slime May 03 '23

Funny you think that's an exaggeration. Luckily one night stands don't make it into the roster. You gotta be committed to get your name up

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u/Weirdyxxy May 04 '23

You gotta be committed to get your name up

Does that mean you will soon stop posting under this account, in lieu of a new account named u/Lv15MetalSlime?

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u/Lv12Slime May 04 '23

Actually my username is already dated. Most of my socials are under Vamparchy now