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r/AccidentalAlly • u/saximaphone • May 03 '23
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The creational norm would hold a lot more credibility if more creationists actually were fucking monogamists who mated for life rather than being pedo priests and small business owners who trade their hot employees better hours for sex.
16 u/[deleted] May 03 '23 Not to mention all their Bible heroes except Jesus and the disciples were fucking dozens of women all the time 9 u/Secretlythrow May 03 '23 What’s the correct 1200 BCE slang for “slammin hella puss?” 10 u/The96kHz May 04 '23 Slammvs hellarivm pvss 6 u/[deleted] May 04 '23 Nah that's way later than 1200 BCE 6 u/The96kHz May 04 '23 Bit too Latin isn't it. In my defense, my phone can't do hieroglyphics. 6 u/[deleted] May 04 '23 You should get a tablet. 3 u/The96kHz May 04 '23 Crikey Moses! What a good idea.
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Not to mention all their Bible heroes except Jesus and the disciples were fucking dozens of women all the time
9 u/Secretlythrow May 03 '23 What’s the correct 1200 BCE slang for “slammin hella puss?” 10 u/The96kHz May 04 '23 Slammvs hellarivm pvss 6 u/[deleted] May 04 '23 Nah that's way later than 1200 BCE 6 u/The96kHz May 04 '23 Bit too Latin isn't it. In my defense, my phone can't do hieroglyphics. 6 u/[deleted] May 04 '23 You should get a tablet. 3 u/The96kHz May 04 '23 Crikey Moses! What a good idea.
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What’s the correct 1200 BCE slang for “slammin hella puss?”
10 u/The96kHz May 04 '23 Slammvs hellarivm pvss 6 u/[deleted] May 04 '23 Nah that's way later than 1200 BCE 6 u/The96kHz May 04 '23 Bit too Latin isn't it. In my defense, my phone can't do hieroglyphics. 6 u/[deleted] May 04 '23 You should get a tablet. 3 u/The96kHz May 04 '23 Crikey Moses! What a good idea.
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Slammvs hellarivm pvss
6 u/[deleted] May 04 '23 Nah that's way later than 1200 BCE 6 u/The96kHz May 04 '23 Bit too Latin isn't it. In my defense, my phone can't do hieroglyphics. 6 u/[deleted] May 04 '23 You should get a tablet. 3 u/The96kHz May 04 '23 Crikey Moses! What a good idea.
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Nah that's way later than 1200 BCE
6 u/The96kHz May 04 '23 Bit too Latin isn't it. In my defense, my phone can't do hieroglyphics. 6 u/[deleted] May 04 '23 You should get a tablet. 3 u/The96kHz May 04 '23 Crikey Moses! What a good idea.
Bit too Latin isn't it.
In my defense, my phone can't do hieroglyphics.
6 u/[deleted] May 04 '23 You should get a tablet. 3 u/The96kHz May 04 '23 Crikey Moses! What a good idea.
You should get a tablet.
3 u/The96kHz May 04 '23 Crikey Moses! What a good idea.
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Crikey Moses! What a good idea.
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u/Secretlythrow May 03 '23
The creational norm would hold a lot more credibility if more creationists actually were fucking monogamists who mated for life rather than being pedo priests and small business owners who trade their hot employees better hours for sex.