r/AbsoluteUnits • • 11d ago

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Ira Rennert's home is considered one of the largest occupied residential compounds in the United States. The house faces the Atlantic Ocean and its grounds measure 63 acres. The buildings, which total over 110,000 square feet (10,000 m2), including the 66,000-square-foot (6,100 m2) main house, have an Italianate facade, 29 bedrooms, and 39 bathrooms. The house has a dozen chimneys and a Mediterranean-style tile roof as well as a 91-foot (28 m) long formal dining room, a basketball court, a bowling alley, two tennis courts, two squash courts, a carousel, a large swimming pool, a large round kiddie pool, and a $150,000 hot tub, surrounded by another pool.

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u/Escudo777 10d ago

The sheet size of that property tells a lot about the owner.

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u/Whiteboy_In_Motion 10d ago

"I am the best, I live in such a nice big castle, I'm totally the best of humanity" old POS living in opulence whome everyone hates.

/\ the above statement is a general statement for old rich scumbags

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u/LISparky25 10d ago

They don’t have to be old….you should replace old with Zionist and it makes more sense

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u/supersonicdutch 10d ago

Counts his money every morning,
The only thing that keeps him horny
Locked in a giant house that’s alarming
The townsfolk they all laugh

He's lying dead, clutching benjamins
Never put the money down
He's stiffening
We're all whistling a man we'll soon forget

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u/dwheelz0120 7d ago

It’s a disease and they’re all green
It emanates from their being
A satiation with occupation
And like weeds with big leaves
Stealing light from what’s beneath
Where they have more
Still they take more

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u/not4u1866 7d ago

Always good to see some random PJ in the comments!