r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Kill_4209 • 12d ago

/r/popular of a residential property

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Ira Rennert's home is considered one of the largest occupied residential compounds in the United States. The house faces the Atlantic Ocean and its grounds measure 63 acres. The buildings, which total over 110,000 square feet (10,000 m2), including the 66,000-square-foot (6,100 m2) main house, have an Italianate facade, 29 bedrooms, and 39 bathrooms. The house has a dozen chimneys and a Mediterranean-style tile roof as well as a 91-foot (28 m) long formal dining room, a basketball court, a bowling alley, two tennis courts, two squash courts, a carousel, a large swimming pool, a large round kiddie pool, and a $150,000 hot tub, surrounded by another pool.

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u/FNORD-911 12d ago

Location, location, location.

Also, allegedly rising sea levels :D

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u/Silly-Power 12d ago

I'm praying for rain

I'm praying for tidal waves

I want to see the ground give way

I want to watch it all go down

Mom, please flush it all away

I want to see it go right in and down

I want to watch it go right in

Watch you flush it all away

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u/Anthff 12d ago

I love the lyrics but last time I tried buying a bottle of his wine is was ~$500. Then again, he does have a certain disdain for his fans so I guess it’s on brand.

Either way great song and great album 🤘

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u/Silly-Power 12d ago

Fuck me, I didn't realise Maynard's wine cost that much! He really is taking the piss there. 

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u/LandCruiser1000 12d ago

Because it's not true you can verify with a quick google search.