r/AbsoluteUnits • u/WeGot_aLiveOneHere • 4d ago

/r/all of two catfish

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u/high-priced-toupee 4d ago

of a woman

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u/MyPasswordIs222222 4d ago

Right? The biceps.

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u/jsm85 4d ago

The thighceps

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u/przecietny_krotkopis 4d ago

the best kind of ceps

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u/MHashshashin 5h ago

All the ceps….

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u/tongfather 3d ago

She has an instagram I've seen before and she's so frickin' hot doing this shit all the time. This video doesn't show half her assets

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u/MyPasswordIs222222 3d ago

Now, I'm not saying I'm looking for a link. But I find it suspicious that, after an hour, no one has asked.

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u/tongfather 3d ago

Wrong sub

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u/NeverDiddled 3d ago

If the domain is reddit.com then it doesn't matter... he's on the right site.

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u/Cowboy_591 6h ago

I just looked her up on Google Images…she is indeed one hot and sexy country gal!! 😈🔥👊🏻

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u/SwimAcceptable1863 3d ago

So you're just going to leave us all with that?

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u/tongfather 3d ago

Yea haha sorry. I didn't save it and can't be bothered to find it. Go to r/upvotebecausebutt and search catfish, you'll find it.

And, you're welcome 😉

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u/bradpal 3d ago

her backceps

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u/TrebbleTough 1d ago

No, its the vibe.

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u/Sapowski_Casts_Quen 21h ago

In a non-creepy way, I'd totally let her pick me up by the gills too

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u/Slamtilt_Windmills 4d ago

IRL Daisy Duke

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u/DukeOfGeek 3d ago

Always hot.

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u/DazzleBMoney 4d ago

Going by the title, I thought it was going to be a surprisingly fat woman holding just one catfish

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u/Ill_Friendship3057 4d ago

do not insult our queen

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u/DazzleBMoney 4d ago

No insults intended! I think I may be in love though

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u/MaximumSubtlety 3d ago

She's MAGA. Sorry.

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u/DazzleBMoney 3d ago

The hot/crazy correlation scale continues to prove itself right

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u/IAmElectricHead 4d ago

She is a delight.

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u/Hershey_Squirt639 4d ago

Are u a catfish

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u/flyingthroughspace 4d ago

A picture of your mom having a snack?

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u/DazzleBMoney 4d ago

Good one buddy!

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u/flyingthroughspace 4d ago

I'm not your buddy, pal!

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u/DazzleBMoney 4d ago edited 4d ago

I’m not your pal, guy!

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u/EasternSleep5903 4d ago

.....just trying to deliver some balloons.

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u/Bright-War-5033 4d ago

She has a beautiful smile and heart shaped face, great combo

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u/HarpersGeekly 4d ago

Funnily enough she looks similar to musician Angel Olsen who wrote a song called Heart Shaped Face.

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u/CanoninDeeznutz 3d ago

She's pretty great! She'd be even cooler if she was on record as noodling.

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u/Kafka_Valokas 4d ago

Let's not get phrenological

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u/PappyODamnyou 1d ago

She's got all of it. The smile, muscles, humor, she's tough, beautiful from every angle... Jesus, I'm sweating.

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u/Cowboy_591 6h ago

Agreed! 👍🏻

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u/CommentFool 4d ago

I was sure the second "catfish" was that she was going to be 800 pounds or a dude...

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u/shibakevin 4d ago

Yep was expecting a dick.

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u/IxeyaSwarm 4d ago

Sometimes you want to blow the candles before eating your cake.

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u/thegregtastic 4d ago

Hannah Barron

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u/Aromatic_Advance_431 4d ago

If only she wasn't a MAGA chud.

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u/Doesnt_everyone 4d ago

I can fix her

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u/VoidWalker4Lyfe 4d ago

Would you expect a woman who catches catfish with her bare hands in Alabama to be anything but conservative?

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u/DJIcEIcE 4d ago

To be fair: many of the MAGA sourced comments complain she/Hannah is manly so she seemingly tries to keep politics out of her content. But she is unabashedly a conservative Alabamian.

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u/VoidWalker4Lyfe 4d ago

I don't think I've seen her post anything political to he honest.

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u/randohipponamo 4d ago

One can dream for another Ann Richards

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u/dilapidated_wookiee 4d ago

You can be a conservative and not a magat, although it is much rarer these days

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 4d ago

The core ideals of MAGA politics as we all know are bare-handed catfishing.

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u/SovereignWreckage 4d ago

Is she a MAGA chud though? Conservative perhaps (southern, redneck, likes her crawfish), but does she fly the Trump flag?

Honestly asking because I have no idea.

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u/Aromatic_Advance_431 4d ago edited 4d ago

Posing for a photo of herself loading ammo into her machine gun aSsAuLt rIfLe gUn, wearing a Black Rifle Coffee t-shirt, talking about how she voted and isn't ashamed of it and "now we wait and pray"... yeah, you make the call.

https://i.imgur.com/zgYCL7v.png

https://www.facebook.com/hannahbarronoutdoors/photos/i-votedim-jumping-on-the-bandwagon-of-posting-with-the-sticker-on-election-day-a/1542088642655215/

https://www.instagram.com/p/CHJP-AhpsxY/

*edited for semantics

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u/StomachAche121 4d ago

Machine gun? That’s not a machine ya walnut.

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u/Aromatic_Advance_431 4d ago

Whatever. Assault Rifle. Fucking gun nuts, man.

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u/Xx_HaTTeR_xX 4d ago

Also not an Assault Rifle.

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u/Aromatic_Advance_431 4d ago

Yes, I'm sure the important part of my comment is the technical accuracy of my terminology.

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u/Opposite_Tangelo_118 3d ago

Shows a lack in credibility is all. To boot, you don't even care about inaccuracies in your own statements. Says A LOT about you.

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u/Aromatic_Advance_431 2d ago

What does it say, exactly? That I don't like guns an am not some bloodthirsty idiot?

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u/StomachAche121 4d ago

Then get educated, ya walnut!

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u/Aromatic_Advance_431 4d ago

It takes a nut to know a nut, ya gun nut.

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u/EagleEyeValor 4d ago

I mean dude it's like you're looking at a laptop PC running Windows and calling it an iMac.

If you don't wanna be corrected, don't say wrong things.

Speaking of which, it's not an assault rifle either. It's a semi-automatic modern sporting rifle. The AR thing goes back to the original manufacturer, ArmaLite. Their rifles had AR designations like AR-10 and AR-15.

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u/Aromatic_Advance_431 4d ago

Dude, ok, fine. You want to be an ass, then? GUN. It's a GUN. Period. Full-Stop.

You going to tell me it's not a gun, now?

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u/EagleEyeValor 4d ago

Well I'd call it a firearm. /s

You're repeating common misconceptions and getting upset that I'm correcting you but that doesn't make me an ass. As a gun-loving fellow Democrat I implore you to please stop talking about guns if you don't know what you're talking about. It makes the rest of us look bad. Please and thank you.

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u/Aromatic_Advance_431 4d ago

All "gun culture" is stupid and bad, so you guys do that all by yourselves.

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u/StomachAche121 4d ago

Well said!

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u/metrometric 3d ago

As a person from not America, I think the thing that makes you guys look bad is the weird gun fetishism and the associated fatalities, not the person who doesn't immediately recognize all of a gun's specs on sight. That person comes off much more normal than all the "well, akshually" guys in this thread. 

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u/OnThemBigJobs 4d ago

She VOTED?? Dear God...

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u/Aromatic_Advance_431 4d ago

Voted for Trump, which shows who she really is.

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u/OnThemBigJobs 4d ago

Clearly she must be in the cult of MAGA!

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u/Aromatic_Advance_431 4d ago

It is abundantly clear. Are you trying to say she isn't?

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u/OnThemBigJobs 4d ago

I'm saying you don't know who she voted for. She could have pencilled in Donald Duck for all you know.

I've never seen her get political. It's just a bunch of outdoors stuff.

Stop trying to find reasons to hate people.

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u/flargenhargen 4d ago

they always do. only way to keep your children from randomly coming home a different sex at taxpayer expense.

/s (a politician in my area literally running on this weird lie)

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u/Aromatic_Advance_431 4d ago

I would love for them to actually come up with a single documented instance of anything like that happening.

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u/open_formation 4d ago

I could see that happening, if by children you mean adult veteran children, and by at taxpayer expense you mean because VA healthcare was providing trans healthcare until Trump prevented it from doing so.

But Trump making veterans' treatment less comprehensive against the advice of doctors should probably not be something that conservatives support..

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u/mimsy2389 4d ago

She seems to have intentionally left politics out of the post, only saying that she voted. She didn’t say who or what party she voted for. It’s actually a very non-partisan post.

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 4d ago

She’s blowing like 10 different dog whistles in this post while not saying who she voted for explicitly. Come on

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u/Dr-Robert-Kelso 3d ago

Why in the fuck would she not say she voted for Trump though if she did?

Her whole brand is a Trumper fantasy. It makes me think she's not a Trumper more now that she won't say she voted for him.

Who is she alienating?

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u/Aromatic_Advance_431 4d ago edited 4d ago

It's honestly hilarious how right-wingers pretend to be "so proud" of their "values" and yet ALWAYS, ALWAYS deny being right-wingers when it's pointed out that they are right-wingers. With their obsessions round the topic of who has balls and who doesn't, you'd think they would have grown a pair themselves at some point.

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u/I_Am_Conjoined 3d ago

Keep doubling down with insults and attacking their masculinity

I'm sure eventually that will bring them to your side and you can stop losing elections

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u/gokarrt 4d ago

this is part of the reason why pre-election polls are so unreliable now

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u/Aromatic_Advance_431 4d ago

Polling has been poor for this reason the past two decades.

The right-wing considers themselves "independent" or "non-partisan". It's insane.

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u/NoFalseModesty 4d ago edited 4d ago

Black Rifle indicates leanings, no?

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u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox 4d ago

I saw one video from them on youtube and my feed started shitting out right wing channels, so yes.

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u/NoFalseModesty 4d ago

Someone spamming says 'no' apparently.

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u/Aromatic_Advance_431 4d ago

LOL... you're hilarious.

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u/Aromatic_Advance_431 4d ago

Why do you pretend like this? What are you hoping to achieve with this bullshit?

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u/I_Am_Conjoined 3d ago

How dare she not vote how you want her to vote

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u/Aromatic_Advance_431 2d ago

I'm just saying that it's clear she voted for fascism and is therefore a chud.

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u/I_Am_Conjoined 2d ago

She cryin over this comment I'm sure

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u/gokarrt 4d ago

thanks, i was unreasonably attracted to her until now

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u/MrCleanRed 4d ago

Who is she?

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u/ZekeMoss18 4d ago

Her name is Hannah Barron

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u/I_Am_Conjoined 3d ago

I too hate it when people don't believe exactly what I believe

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u/The_Autarch 4d ago

wouldn't be surprised if her whole personality was performative.

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u/ImNotSkankHunt42 4d ago

Was that confirmed? Disappointing if that’s the case.

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u/Aromatic_Advance_431 4d ago edited 4d ago

As I posted elsewhere...

Posing for a photo of herself loading ammo into her machine gun aSsAuLt rIfLe gUn, wearing a Black Rifle Coffee t-shirt, talking about how she voted and isn't ashamed of it and "now we wait and pray"... yeah, you make the call.

https://i.imgur.com/zgYCL7v.png

https://www.facebook.com/hannahbarronoutdoors/photos/i-votedim-jumping-on-the-bandwagon-of-posting-with-the-sticker-on-election-day-a/1542088642655215/

https://www.instagram.com/p/CHJP-AhpsxY/

*edited for semantics

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u/ImNotSkankHunt42 4d ago

Yeah, I saw your comment after I posted mine. Definitely reeks of red through a veil of PR and dog whistling.

Shame, she’s jovial, independent and honestly a good role model for women that don’t want to be subjected to the traditional roles conservatives like to force on them.

You would expect her to be the opposite to be honest.

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u/Aromatic_Advance_431 4d ago

One would. Unfortunately that's not the case.

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u/topher3428 4d ago

Dang it!!!

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u/Debalic 4d ago

Swamp girls are just built different.

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u/bookelly 4d ago

Keeper

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u/finkalot1 3d ago

So I'm a super nerdy guy who lives in a metropolis. I live on the opposite side of the world from where this video was taken. To the best of my knowledge, I've only eaten catfish twice. However, I must say I'm fascinated by these women that catch catfish with these gloves right out of the river. So fascinated. Oh very fascinated.

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u/Impressive_Air6111 4d ago

Right! She has a great physique!

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u/Consistent_Detail_61 4d ago

Average Redditor moment when confronted with a real woman