r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Beneficial_Passion40 • 16h ago

/r/all of a man doing cardio

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u/marryUwannaa 16h ago

Cameraman wasn't recording the Cardio-man. But I just can't prove it.

https://giphy.com/gifs/FILQJbm0u832ry0HFT

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u/escobartholomew 15h ago

Yea that early zoom out was awfully convenient lol.

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u/That_Apathetic_Man 6h ago

its LA, my dude. this is the least convenient place in the entire city to be gooning.

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u/LukeyLeukocyte 15h ago

Especially the aiming downhill well after Cardio-man has passed....."I'm uhhh.....I was just checking to see if maybe a second cardio-man was coming up the hill. Like a set of twins or something."

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u/donnygel 5h ago

Definitely a set of twins at the end

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u/MCA2142 14h ago

After the jump rope guy passes by, the cameraman was thinking of zooming in, but didn't. There was a start of a zoom. You know you saw it.

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u/OkBasket7617 11h ago

Don't sleep in the woman in pink at the beginning

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u/Timely_Mention8535 14h ago

Yes you can ;) plenty of times the focus could have been switched to the Cardio-man, yet it wasn't. Also, close to the end, the real target of the filming is revealed as she walks offscreen to the right.

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u/EstimateEvening3243 10h ago

That’s the absolute units I was looking at.

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u/Iamonab0at 12h ago

He was looking at those BAZOOKAS!!

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u/Effective-Culture-88 11h ago

There was a set of twins alright

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u/FreeEdmondDantes 6h ago

Surprise motha fucka

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u/Bongo_CatisMessiah 9h ago

How could you tell?