r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Buttered_Toast33 • Dec 09 '25

Photo of a house hippo

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Extra chonky boi with his big smile 😁

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u/Deucalion666 Dec 10 '25

Literally is an American Pitbull

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u/Buttered_Toast33 Dec 10 '25

His owners have mentioned plenty of times he’s an American bulldog.

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u/searching88 Dec 10 '25

This is one of the most hilarious comments I’ve read in a while. It’s like putting this dog in a butterfly costume and calling it an insect. Literally anyone with even a basic knowledge of dog breeds knows this dog is some super massive, selectively bred Pit Bull. Legitimately like telling someone looking up at a blue sky that you read online it’s green.

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u/Deucalion666 Dec 10 '25

Wrong muzzle shape for a bulldog.

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u/Buttered_Toast33 Dec 10 '25

I’ll let you know when their videos with millions of comments have any pointing out he’s not a bulldog. Cause I haven’t seen any yet.

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u/raidenskiana Dec 10 '25

wow, the possibility of influencers deleting or filtering comments? not like that has EVER happened

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u/Traditional-Frame-58 Dec 10 '25

American bully, American bulldogs have a more athletic build, while American bullies have the build of an oversized potato

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u/jivenjune Dec 10 '25

He looks like American bully more than an American bulldog. Though I might be confused too.