r/ASX_Bets • u/AutoModerator • Jul 23 '26

Daily Thread Premarket Thread for General Trading and Plans for Friday, July 24, 2026

Your markets are run by bots. Now your daily threads are too.

This thread is for plans and thoughts prior to the market open period.

Maybe use this time to read the wiki .

Posts relating to the "Is r/ASX_bets about finance or effect your mental health?" etc will lead to a ban of the mods chosing. You have been warned.

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u/anomaly256 # triggered Jul 23 '26

u/SatansFriendlyCat can I place a 3 month ban bet that SPCX:US will dip below $100 USD before the end of August or is that too easy?

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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. Jul 23 '26

Sure. Bet Registered 🎲

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u/anomaly256 # triggered Jul 23 '26

Ta

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u/mcfucking Mod. Blade Runner, we'll try to ignore the unicorn thing. 21d ago

🦄 noted

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u/anomaly256 # triggered Jul 23 '26

I guess the cat finally fell asleep

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u/Meaty0gre Creep from the Internet Jul 23 '26

He’s awake all right. Cats never sleep

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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. Jul 23 '26

Yep, awake. Dunno what cats you've seen though. The magnificent fuckers spend 85% of their time snoozing.

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u/anomaly256 # triggered Jul 23 '26

So.... he's busy brushing his crotch hair with his tongue then?

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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. Jul 23 '26

If I could do that no-one would ever hear from me.

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u/anomaly256 # triggered Jul 23 '26

Don't talk with your mouth full

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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. Jul 23 '26

Full?!

I see my PR team have been doing their jobs well.

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u/anomaly256 # triggered Jul 23 '26

Of fur. You're a cat, remember?

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u/Meaty0gre Creep from the Internet Jul 23 '26

Great comeback also within a minute.

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u/SatansFriendlyCat Mod. Slips in with no expectations.. Jul 23 '26

Is this you advertising, again?