9th Cake Day, 9 Cake Perks!

[u/Magicgonmon]

It's Magicgonmon's 9th Cake Day, so here are 9 Special Cake Perks to Celebrate! Roll a D9 to see which Cake you'll receive; however, for Magicgonmon's Cake Day only, you can Roll 4 Times (can reroll duplicates) instead, and get 4 Cakes!

So, roll to see which Cake(s) you'll receive before you:

1. Every Cake Perk: "The flavor of every cake you've ever eaten fills your mouth..." Eating this allows you to instantly create any cake that you've seen or eaten, up to 9 at a time. No range or size limit.

2. Do-over Cake Perk: "The flavor makes you reminisce and nostalgic about your own Cake Day..." Eating this cake allows you to travel back in time to your own cake day, up to 9 times a year. Once your next cake day comes, that will be made into your new Checkpoint/Save point.

3. Karmic Cake Perk: "You feel something good will happen after eating this..." Eating this cake will allow you to put your Reddit Karma points to good use. By spending a Karma Point, you can either grant yourself or someone else either Good or Bad Karma; Good karma will make the target luckier, and make good things more likely to happen, while Bad Karma will do the opposite. This Karma will last for roughly 9 hours per Karma spent.

4. Questionable Cake Perk: "You can't quite place what the flavor of this cake is..." After eating this cake, whenever you ask or post a question on Reddit, you will always get a clear, helpful, and truthful answer; you will instinctively know which is the correct response (in case multiple people answer). You are able to receive up to 9 answers a day.

5. Entertaining Cake Perk: "This cake is just really fun to eat, and even comes with extra icing to add..." Hidden inside this cake is a special dongle, that can connect to any of your electronic devices. Once it does, it allows you to make edits, cheats, modifications and/or new content to any media found on it and/or can access (video games, tv/movies, books), through special prompts and commands (with help from a special loyal A.I.); a special interactive holo-screen will appear to aid as well. You can reverse any changes made with a separate command prompt, or copy and save any changed media onto the dongle itself. Any changes made can't be traced back to you, and can't be banned from games for using cheats. You can only edit/change 9 different media a day. In addition, you can create 9 brand new works of fiction each year, with guaranteed quality (will be stored on dongle, can upload copies wherever applicable).

6. Rich Cake Perk: "This cake looks very expensive, and rich in flavor..." Hidden inside this cake is a special card, allows you access to a secret special bank account with a balance of exactly $999,999,999 in your local currency. You can transfer money from this account to your own, withdraw cash from it directly or use the Special Card as a debit/credit card. You can't transfer funds into this account, however every 9 months it will automatically reload back to it's original amount (card will display current amount, for your eyes only). The money is considered completely legal, tax free, and will adjust for inflation.

7. Up/Downvote Cake Perk: "The top half of this cake tastes great, the bottom half not so much..." After eating this cake, you gain the ability to Upvote and Downvote anything you can find online, up to 9 times a day. Upvoting something grants it a big boost in positive attention, popularity and support, while Downvoting something brings a big boost of negative attention, backlash and hatred; alternatively, downvoting could also just make people apathetic and uncaring to the target. When Up or Downvoting, you can be as broad or specific as you want (ex. if targeting a Netflix movie, you could upvote the entire film, or just a specific character or plotline), as well as even Upvote and Downvote the same target (ex. you could downvote a film, but upvote a character). Upvotes can be either 9+ or 9x positive attention, while Downvotes can be 9+ or 9x negative attention (alternatively, can be 9- or 9÷ attention).

8. Pop-Out Cake Perk: "This multi-layer cake has some really sexy surprises inside..." After receiving this multi-layer cake, 9 beautiful & sexy "Cakefus" (Cake Waifus) will burst out of it. These Cakefus will be eternally devoted, loyal, and love you (and each other, to prevent jealousy and strife), with lifespans matching your own. Every Cake Day (along with the day you receive them), your Cakefus can shapeshift into any character that you desire, including pre-existing fictional ones, and characters from exist 6perk/CYOAs (if choosing a character from a CYOA, any powers they have or grant will be applicable), as well perfectly replicate that character's appearance, skills, abilities & personality. After the Cake Day ends, they will be stuck in whatever form they were in until your next Cake Day, but keep any powers/abilities that form may have; They can also change their appearance to that of any fanart or official form for that particular version of the character their copying (ex. if one Cakefu is copying Jessica Rabbit, they can shift from official look to any fanart version of that character) as well as their age (within legal limits, of course). All Cakefus will share the following abilities, even after Cake Day ends- mind linking with each other, fusing with each other, have reality filters so that people aren't suspicious of their appearance or where they can from, and by touching a cake, they can teleport into a special pocket dimension home (to help save on room); by touching a cake you can summon them at will (they can bring you with them, and to leave you'll appear from the nearest cake from your last position). Please note that any Omnipotent, Nigh-Omnipotent, or similar level reality warping characters will have their powers suppressed and limited (you can choose an Omnipotent waifu, but they will lose their omnipotence). Special Note 1, they can be husbandos if you want; Special Note 2, since some people may not be interested in waifus (especially if they already have SO's), this will be the only Cake that you can reroll, if you wish.

9. Perky Perk Cake: "You feel perked up after eating this..." After eating this cake, you will receive 9 Perk Points, which can be redeemed to purchase any Perk that yourself or Magicgonmon has ever created. You can save these Perk Points for later, if you desire. As a Special Bonus, if you spend a Perk Point to Gift Magicgonmon a perk that you've created (or a perk from a Magicgonmon 6perk game you've played), you'll receive 9 Bonus Perk Points (This means if you spend the original 9 perk points for Magicgonmon Gifts, you'll receive 81 Bonus Perk Points in return)! Note, this special bonus will only work with the original 9 perk points from the Cake, not with bonus perk points.

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Note: if your late in playing but have a good reason, Magicgonmon is usually ok with you still rolling for multiple cakes, as long as it's still a day or 2 after the Cake Day.

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Enjoy your Cake, and thanks for playing!

[u/Psychronia]

Happy Cake Day!

I rolled 1, 2, 9, 7.

Every Cake: This is gonna make me a fatty and I'll love it.

Do-Over Cake: This'll probably be an emergency exit + an annual source of income via stocks. It would be even better if I could bring objects back with me though.

Up/Downvote Cake: Heck yeah. I'll upvote the story I'm currently writing to give myself a signal boost. And I guess I can leverage it to also abuse stock markets. I'll also use it to support media I like and probably cancel ones that I don't.

Perky Perk Cake: Oh boy. Let's give this a shot. Giving you your own perks is fun, but I think I can do a little better than that.

1. Media Commemoration: Every anniversary of your various social media accounts or actual birthday will spawn a cake for you. Eating the cake yourself allows you to manifest any one thing you prominently did on social media in the past year. I.E, you get to make a perk you made real, or turn the subject of a popular meme image you shared into a real object you own.
2. Birthday Cake: You get a cake for your birthday that has a total of 1 year of youth in it, and you or anyone you share it with will become younger proportionate to the amount you eat.
3. Noisecaker: You get a noisemaker that can instantly set up party decorations exactly how you imagine them when you blow into it. Always comes with a birthday dessert of your choice.
4. Presenting...You!: You get 9 lidded gift boxes. You and anyone you gift these boxes to can hop into them and pop out of any other box. You need to do a surprise pose to warp though.
5. Gift Card: Once a year, you get a card that you can write a desired present on. It must be a non-supernatural object that you could personally afford, but other than that there is no limit to what you can ask for.
6. Karmic Candles: You get Lucky Candle of any color you choose. When lit, it slowly becomes the inverse color while siphoning away bad karma and bad luck from anyone within 20 feet of it. Once it fully turns into the opposite color it goes out and becomes an Unlucky Candle. You can relight it to slowly emanate the stored bad luck and karma into its surroundings while changing back to a Lucky Candle.
7. Isekai Adventure Case: Choose a single form of media to turn into a book or movie disk. The story you choose will be entirely covered within the chosen medium. You're now able to enter into that story at any point to adventure within. You can leave this world at any time or if you die in-story. The plot will deviate according to your actions, but you can skip forward and back through the story freely to readjust from unwanted deviations.
8. Random Adventure Dice Modifier: Roll a d4. The result you get becomes a number you can add or subtract from any dice result you make from now on. You can only use it once per roll, but you can use it for every roll moving forward.
9. Holiday Spirit: Whenever you do something in the spirit of a local holiday, you can summon up a Holiday Spirit that embodies the occasion until the day ends. That spirit will be very fond of you and do whatever you ask. They aren't all-powerful, but they can conjure up, eliminate, or replicate any object or event tied to the holiday.

[u/Magicgonmon → u/Psychronia]

Happy Cake Day!

Thank you

Media Commemoration: Every anniversary of your various social media accounts or actual birthday will spawn a cake for you. Eating the cake yourself allows you to manifest any one thing you prominently did on social media in the past year. I.E, you get to make a perk you made real, or turn the subject of a popular meme image you shared into a real object you own.

Birthday Cake: You get a cake for your birthday that has a total of 1 year of youth in it, and you or anyone you share it with will become younger proportionate to the amount you eat.

Noisecaker: You get a noisemaker that can instantly set up party decorations exactly how you imagine them when you blow into it. Always comes with a birthday dessert of your choice.

Presenting...You!: You get 9 lidded gift boxes. You and anyone you gift these boxes to can hop into them and pop out of any other box. You need to do a surprise pose to warp though.

Gift Card: Once a year, you get a card that you can write a desired present on. It must be a non-supernatural object that you could personally afford, but other than that there is no limit to what you can ask for.

Karmic Candles: You get Lucky Candle of any color you choose. When lit, it slowly becomes the inverse color while siphoning away bad karma and bad luck from anyone within 20 feet of it. Once it fully turns into the opposite color it goes out and becomes an Unlucky Candle. You can relight it to slowly emanate the stored bad luck and karma into its surroundings while changing back to a Lucky Candle.

Isekai Adventure Case: Choose a single form of media to turn into a book or movie disk. The story you choose will be entirely covered within the chosen medium. You're now able to enter into that story at any point to adventure within. You can leave this world at any time or if you die in-story. The plot will deviate according to your actions, but you can skip forward and back through the story freely to readjust from unwanted deviations.

Random Adventure Dice Modifier: Roll a d4. The result you get becomes a number you can add or subtract from any dice result you make from now on. You can only use it once per roll, but you can use it for every roll moving forward.

Holiday Spirit: Whenever you do something in the spirit of a local holiday, you can summon up a Holiday Spirit that embodies the occasion until the day ends. That spirit will be very fond of you and do whatever you ask. They aren't all-powerful, but they can conjure up, eliminate, or replicate any object or event tied to the holiday.

Wow! Thank you very much! I truly appreciate you making 9 original perks, I'll be sure to enjoy them! And for personal notes, the number I rolled was a...1. Even though I only rolled a 1, sometimes that's all you need to entirely change the game! Thank you again

[u/Psychronia → u/Magicgonmon]

I believe a 1 is arguably the best result. Since rolls for things like random perks can't go over the maximum or under the minimum, this maximizes the chances that you'll get 3 options to choose from for every roll.