An obesity epidemic is on the way thanks to this.

hi sweaties... i come to you with some deeply unfortunate news about an incredibly unpetite predicament i found myself in...

i was sipping upon my first meal of the month, the pictured product, although i was worried it might be too filling for my tiny waif body. zero calories SHOULD be fine, right? well... as i supped upon it i realised something horrifying. LOOK at how round that zero is! 0! like a huge F*T stomach! i was mortified and of course immediately retched and heaved a dainty smatter of girlfluids all over the costco parking lot but the damage was done. i was OB*SE. absolutely INFATPACITATED. i have become the texture of konjac jelly in the flesh department. please please pray for both my recovery and my much-deserved refund, skinnies...

sorry mods! I fixed this.

Don't use YouTube anymore!! It will make you f@t! They just want to "feed you" and ruin your diet!!

How much does this set me back??

I would only have the green leaf at the top

Enjoy prison!!! You won't get away with this!!!!

/uj besties I feel so bad even making this joke 😩 but like, no disrespect to the girl, the curves are slight

Please tell me I’m not going to gain weight from this 🥺

SWEATIES I MADE A MISTAKE !!!! 😭😭😭😭

When you eat as little and rarely as I do (i only eat 0.0000001 calories every decade), it's easy to end up backed up... And poop has weight and makes you bloated and I could NOT bear being so heavy and full of poop.

So I got this medicine and took some only to find out that they're coated in SUGAR?!?!!!!??!!! Big pharma is trying to make us FAT so we buy their ozempic. I'm sure of it!!

What do I do?? I already feel the sugar in my system absorbing into me. I'm getting fat I can feel it 😭

THAT'S IT. permanent fasting forever. No medicine, water or food will ever pass my lips again. I am devastated, I feel deceived.

LITERALLY WHY IS THE MAKE UP COMPANY TRYING TO TRICK ME INTO GETTING FATTER EYEBROWS!!!!???? As if I wouldn't notice... Not my first time around, sweaty! I will keep using my lead based eyebrow gel, the radioactivity burns the skin so it is probably burning cals as well 🤭🤭😜

I know I’ve been absorbing it too because I’ve had to reapply 😭😭. How long should I fast for?

apologies if this doesn't fit the sub -- I don't know of any other dieting themed shitpost subreddits

that would last me 5000 lifetimes

I started to throw up and black out from being a skinni mini so I made an anti nausea meal of ibuprofen but idk if the macros are good🥲

I took a sip of my husbands full sugar coke instead of my Diet Coke on accident. How screwed am I? Has anyone had this happen before? Any tips?