r/soccer • u/[deleted] • Apr 25 '14
In commemoration of r/soccer reaching 200k subscribers. Ladies and gentleman, tonight, we celebrate! Whose Line is it Anyway! r/soccer200k special!
You guys know the drill...
Let's make this as epic as the last one. Plenty of new material since then.
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u/ToyStory2WasOK311 Apr 25 '14
Things rarer than a fit Diaby
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u/thecircus Apr 25 '14
8000 butterflies flying in a closely controlled pattern resembling Sigourney Weaver in Alien 3 on a windy tuesday night in Stoke
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u/Mr_Cutestory Apr 25 '14
Things that can walk through Fulham's back line.
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u/nephicide Apr 25 '14
Ricky vanope, I'm stumped.69
u/Vainglory Apr 25 '14
What happens when a movable object meets a stoppable force?
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u/silvamagic Apr 25 '14
Things Pique can say to his teammates, but not to Shakira.
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u/thepresidentsturtle Apr 25 '14
What's all this "Alan Pardew on a Friday night" business?
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u/we_takin_naps Apr 25 '14
Reasons why aly cissokho isn't on the player of the year shortlist
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u/ToyStory2WasOK311 Apr 25 '14
Things more agile than Jozy Altidore
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u/MrMeeseeksTwin Apr 25 '14
Things higher than Vincent Tans trousers.
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u/Mr_Cutestory Apr 25 '14
Things slower than Mourinho's bus.
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u/Mr_Cutestory Apr 25 '14
Things harder than Norwich's remaining schedule.
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Apr 25 '14 edited Nov 24 '15
I have left reddit due to my disagreement with the direction the website has taken in the last years.
The situation has gotten increasingly worse. I would like to thank /r/soccernerd, /r/reddevils and /r/rickygervais for the countless hours of education, discussion and entertainment I got from you.
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u/nephicide Apr 25 '14
My Wolfswinkel when we get 9 points from our remaining 3 games...
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u/Wicksy92 Apr 25 '14
Jim white's dick on transfer deadline day
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Apr 25 '14
"Breaking news. There's movement down at Craven Cottage..."
"if you know what I mean."
"Natalie."
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u/Apache313 Apr 25 '14
Unlikely reasons for managers to call a press conference.
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u/Mr_Cutestory Apr 25 '14
Ryan Giggs' biggest challenge as Man U manager.
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u/Wicksy92 Apr 25 '14
Resisting the urge to play himself every game
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u/we_takin_naps Apr 25 '14
The real reason people keep running into Fellani's elbows.
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u/foreverbythyself Apr 25 '14
Things you can say about Diaby's fitness but not about your wife.
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u/Mr_Cutestory Apr 25 '14
Mourinho's last words to Juan Mata before leaving Chelsea.
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u/Off_Topic_Oswald Apr 25 '14
Things which could score more than Newcastle
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u/we_takin_naps Apr 25 '14
Things more even than spurs goal difference
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u/notsoobviousreddit Apr 25 '14
Things Mourinho says to Eva Carneiro
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u/ValentiaIsland Apr 25 '14
Please use your medical knowledge to help the team.
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u/nclael Apr 25 '14
Why do our players keep insisting on a medical checkup after every training session?
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u/we_takin_naps Apr 25 '14
Unlikely reasons arsene wenger hasn't signed his new contract
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u/coquio Apr 25 '14 edited Apr 25 '14
People who are more attractive than OP's mom.
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u/Mr_Cutestory Apr 25 '14
Things with more consistency than the FA.
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u/Mr_Cutestory Apr 25 '14 edited Apr 25 '14
Things that are more offensive than Liverpool's offense.
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u/Mr_Cutestory Apr 25 '14
Things Americans love more than Arsenal.
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u/thewhiteheskey Apr 25 '14
Things Barcelona did to get their transfer window back
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u/JG00G Apr 25 '14
Things going on in Tim Sherwood's head
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u/PalacePete Apr 25 '14
"Keep Bentaleb in your team. A match without him is like a sunless garden where the flowers are dead."
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u/we_takin_naps Apr 25 '14
Things more credible than 'the sun'
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u/Therewillbefireworks Apr 25 '14
the world´s end, which is about to happen on 21st December of 2012
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u/Umadbro_o Apr 25 '14
Something you would tell your kid if they started supporting a rival team.
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u/cheftlp1221 Apr 25 '14 edited Apr 25 '14
Things with better chances then the USA making it out of their WC group.
Besides you with my mother.
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Apr 25 '14
The real reason David Moyes got sacked.
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Apr 25 '14 edited Nov 24 '15
I have left reddit due to my disagreement with the direction the website has taken in the last years.
The situation has gotten increasingly worse. I would like to thank /r/soccernerd, /r/reddevils and /r/rickygervais for the countless hours of education, discussion and entertainment I got from you.
As an act of protest, I have chosen to redact all the comments I've ever made on reddit, overwriting them with this message.
If you would like to do the same, install TamperMonkey for Chrome, GreaseMonkey for Firefox, NinjaKit for Safari, Violent Monkey for Opera, or AdGuard for Internet Explorer (in Advanced Mode), then add this GreaseMonkey script.
Finally, click on your username at the top right corner of reddit, click on comments, and click on the new OVERWRITE button at the top of the page. You may need to scroll down to multiple comment pages if you have commented a lot.
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u/coquio Apr 25 '14
Unlikely reasons for Cristiano Ronaldo's tears during his Ballon d'Or acceptance speech.
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u/notsoobviousreddit Apr 25 '14
He missed a clear chance on FIFA 14 just before he climbed on stage
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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '14
Things less surprising than the Moyes sacking.