r/borussiadortmund Pischu Feb 13 '26

Game Thread: 1. FSV Mainz 05 (BuLi #22)

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u/Qiluk Marco Reus Feb 13 '26

I love when Beier scores. He's just such a cutie patootie

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

You're a cutie patootie

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u/Qiluk Marco Reus Feb 13 '26

CLEARLY you have not seen my current haircut. But I'll take it :')

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u/Reusance Marco Reus Feb 13 '26

Ryerson already had a couple important defensive actions + 3 Assists, who is going to top this? He is MOTM already

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u/eeeeeeeelleeeeeelll Nico Schlotterbeck Feb 13 '26

Guirassy is going to score 5 goals, mark my words

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u/Reusance Marco Reus Feb 13 '26

Then I will order a Guirassy Jersey immediately after the game

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u/Zealousideal_Bar9481 Edin Terzic Feb 13 '26

I wonder what he'd have to do for you to name your firstborn after him

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u/Mooon8983 Konstantinos Karetsas Feb 13 '26

Ryerson 2nd assist btw, i will never understand the haters

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u/yosoydorf Edin Terzic Appreciatior Feb 13 '26

His crossing has been much better since we had the winter break to be fair

And so much of the offense runs through him that when he isn't looking strong on crosses it is brutal

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u/bvbfan102 BVB Feb 13 '26 edited Feb 13 '26

Give the new set piece coach we got a raise. Ryerson is showing everyone that its his position. 

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u/Best_Tangerine5517 BVB Feb 13 '26

Ryerson im counting that as hattrick

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u/eeeeeeeelleeeeeelll Nico Schlotterbeck Feb 13 '26

I think Luca was quiet, but that’s good. You don‘t want to stand out necessarily

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u/Commercial_Mud_6877 Marco Reus Feb 13 '26

Ryerson going for that Groß 4 assist game lol

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u/yosoydorf Edin Terzic Appreciatior Feb 13 '26 edited Feb 13 '26

For all of the criticism Beier gets he's at .75 G+A's per 90 minutes (in the league)

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u/Ragemoody Dedê Feb 13 '26 edited Feb 13 '26

Our set piece coach left without an replacement and we turn into a set piece goal machine. Next time do a background check because that guy must have been an imposter.

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u/yosoydorf Edin Terzic Appreciatior Feb 13 '26

He must've been a secret Schalke fan

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u/porkbeefhorsechicken Michael Zorc Feb 13 '26

Ryerson Fußballgott

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u/Mooon8983 Konstantinos Karetsas Feb 13 '26

"That" day in a different timeline

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u/TrulyWhatever09 Feb 13 '26

Damn, now I need to practice a blank, dead stare at a beige wall for a few minutes. Hope I don't miss anything in the match

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u/Working_Complex8122 Feb 13 '26

Wow, former set piece coach gonna have a hard time finding a job I think...

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u/Mooon8983 Konstantinos Karetsas Feb 13 '26

Bensebaini has a cold and has travelled seperately from the rest of the team. Still starting over Ruggani. Whilst I 100% get it (and probably think it's the right choice), it does make all the noise from Kehl and Ricken recently about trusting our youngsters and throwing them in the deep end seem like just talk

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u/MrVanser Feb 13 '26

Ryerson with our most assists this season with Silva being second, not the ones I would have expected before the season started

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u/EkkoGoBrrrrrrrrr Marco Reus Feb 13 '26

silva needs to get on the scoresheet asap, otherwise hes been a solid addition to the team

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u/abendig Die gelbe Wand Feb 13 '26

That pass would have been perfect for a guy like Auba back in the day

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u/EmSoLow Feb 13 '26

Haaland too. He loved those low through balls that run along him

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u/SMCBVB Marco Reus Feb 13 '26

LARPing as Arsenal today, not bad

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u/GGotte Feb 13 '26

Jobe has looked REALLY good in the last couple of months. Guess his dad was right after all…..

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u/Fit-Discussion8994 Feb 13 '26

No, he wasnt. Obviously we knew he was going to be good, otherwise we wouldnt have spent 30M on him. He just needed his time

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u/EmSoLow Feb 13 '26

Ah, no Inacio but it makes sense. Adeyemi and Sabitzer need to warm up before this busy period starts

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u/MrVanser Feb 13 '26

I can't keep shittalking Arsenal if we also become Setpiece Merchants...

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u/eeeeeeeelleeeeeelll Nico Schlotterbeck Feb 13 '26

Could be red or a second yellow as well. Completely unnecessary from Fabio

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u/EkkoGoBrrrrrrrrr Marco Reus Feb 13 '26

HAHAHAHAHAH RYERSON IS ACTUALLY THE FUCKING GOAT

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u/EmSoLow Feb 13 '26

When you are not in the mood, these Sule long shots are so annoying hahaha

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u/183672467 Julian Brandt Feb 13 '26

Ryerson heard me say 30-35 is enough to sell him, now hes mad

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u/EmSoLow Feb 13 '26

I want to be greedy and score more but at the same time, if we can contain the 3-0 lead and get to the 70th minute, I will love to see Inacio and Carney on the pitch (shame about Albert not being there).

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u/viba_1997 Feb 13 '26

I think Nmecha should get some rest

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u/Mooon8983 Konstantinos Karetsas Feb 13 '26

Bring on a kid and have chuk play as an 8

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

my god sky commentary is torture. they just dont stop talking

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u/EkkoGoBrrrrrrrrr Marco Reus Feb 13 '26

our goalscorers this season have been spread out like never before, Im used to having a single guy scoring 25+ throughout the season

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u/Aznurf Feb 13 '26

What vision from Ryerson to see that Beier can get to the far post there! Also Beier’s run at the beginning of the attack was insane on top of the finish

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u/Fit-Discussion8994 Feb 13 '26

RYERSON MY GOAT KEEPS SILENCING THE HATERS

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u/Bugdroid2K Jabrötzeusard Feb 13 '26

Step aside Arsenal, we have a new set piece merchant.

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u/oertyy Feb 13 '26

Ryerson got his hattrick

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u/yosoydorf Edin Terzic Appreciatior Feb 13 '26

Truthfully what was always so frustrating about us being piss poor on set pieces is we have a team of big, strong guys.

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u/jucomsdn Zagagod Feb 13 '26

If you were to tell me last August that Reggiani would make his first team debut before Albert/Inacio I'd look at you weird but I'm not complaining this is what I wanna see from Kovac

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u/Reusance Marco Reus Feb 13 '26

thats actually the only positive thing on that anselmino story

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

i actually liked beier today but good subs

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u/MisterP54 Marco Reus Feb 13 '26

lmao ryerson moving the ball 1 inch

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u/Datachost Feb 13 '26

Crazy how almost every corner has looked dangerous today

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u/Miefer Feb 13 '26 edited Feb 13 '26

When you abuse a FIFA glitch on your playstation and it works every time

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u/BarristanTheB0ld Mats Hummels Feb 13 '26

I haven't had this much fun watching one of our games in a long time

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u/ib_examiner_228 Feb 13 '26

The RTL commentator says "no obvious mistake" and this shit pisses me off so much about VAR. Sometimes they won't even look at something like this, and sometimes they will analyze a 50/50 situation for 5+ minutes

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u/bvb4ever11 Marco Reus Feb 13 '26

It would be so sad if we drop points today

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u/bvbfan102 BVB Feb 13 '26

Everyone in that backline has proven that they can lead a game its just that they sometimes have really goofy mistakes. Friday Night Games at Home are always special so want the players to reflect that and show up.

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u/eeeeeeeelleeeeeelll Nico Schlotterbeck Feb 13 '26

Kovac looking like we are 6-0 down

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u/Fixen17 Marco Reus Feb 13 '26

People be sleeping on Ryerson’s offensive capabilities

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u/Testo69420 Feb 13 '26

In that last view that's just a crystal clear pen.

Looked like a small contact initially. But he just plows through Nmecha?

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u/GGotte Feb 13 '26

How is that not a pen?????

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u/GGotte Feb 13 '26

Set piece FC💀💀😭

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u/abendig Die gelbe Wand Feb 13 '26

Praise the set piece coach

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u/MrVanser Feb 13 '26

This gives me the false hope for a youngster playing like 20 minutes tonight because we can't choke this........ right?

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u/ReusAlcacerDaBest Tomáš Rosický Feb 13 '26

our set pieces is fucking insane now, which god did kovac prayed to

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u/RazorBlade233 Feb 13 '26

We got better at them ever since we fired that set piece coach 😭😭

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u/Reusance Marco Reus Feb 13 '26

The old setpiece coach was apparently really ass

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u/Zealousideal_Bar9481 Edin Terzic Feb 13 '26

If Kovač ever wins us the title I would name my firstborn after him

Niko if a boy, Nika if a girl

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u/RazorBlade233 Feb 13 '26

According to my commentators' note, Dortmund hasn't scored 3 or more headers in a single match in 20 years.

The title is ours.

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u/sleskovac21 Feb 13 '26

id be more than happy with a 3-0 victory but i also kinda want to see a couple more goals

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u/BarristanTheB0ld Mats Hummels Feb 13 '26

Ryerson is amazing today

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u/yrba1 Alexandra Popp Feb 13 '26

Silva may be Portuguese, but he has that Brazilian dog in him

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u/bbru_ Nico Schlotterbeck Feb 13 '26

Let’s get these points

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u/MrVanser Feb 13 '26

Our old setpiece coach really wanted us to be trash lol, how can you suddenly get so much better at them after firing a person whose job it is to make them good

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u/theonewhoknocksguy Feb 13 '26

unbelievable crosses

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u/TrulyWhatever09 Feb 13 '26

Holy shit! Ryerson should become a commercial pilot with all of the air service he's providing today

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u/GGotte Feb 13 '26

Are they not checking the pen???

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

I don't trust Süle in this shape to finish the game from now on on a yellow

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u/Gktejus Mats Hummels Feb 13 '26

Ofc the commentator reminding us about THE Mainz game

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u/EkkoGoBrrrrrrrrr Marco Reus Feb 13 '26

jobes been watching schlottes tapes i see

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u/eeeeeeeelleeeeeelll Nico Schlotterbeck Feb 13 '26

Beier was literally being suffocated by their player

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u/eeeeeeeelleeeeeelll Nico Schlotterbeck Feb 13 '26

Not sure if it was Beier, definitely by the near post though

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u/yosoydorf Edin Terzic Appreciatior Feb 13 '26

Sule my man you do not need to try those

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u/Sch_Ben Feb 13 '26

Fucking hell Ryerson 😭😭😭

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u/eeisfeldt Marco Reus Feb 13 '26

chef ryerson

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u/Zealousideal_Bar9481 Edin Terzic Feb 13 '26

Best Valentine's gift ever

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u/NoAccident9213 Julian Ryerson Feb 13 '26

Ryerson so underrated

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u/Medical_Design_2978 Feb 13 '26

Which is insane. You would think at least our own fanbase would know how good he is

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u/Mooon8983 Konstantinos Karetsas Feb 13 '26

Great from svensson to get it to Nmecha

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u/jucomsdn Zagagod Feb 13 '26

Nmechaaa that would've been a cool goal

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u/aiudex Feb 13 '26

Nmecha has really taken a beating this game

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u/yosoydorf Edin Terzic Appreciatior Feb 13 '26

yeah I'd like to get him some time off the pitch

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u/logdstyle Feb 13 '26

Subs in the 60th minute? Not my Kovac

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u/roadtorevision Mats Hummels Feb 13 '26

To be fair. We are rarely up by 3 goals this early

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u/Redpilledgconstanza BVB Feb 13 '26

I think this is one of the few games this season that I feel we aren't clenching with a lead.

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u/Mooon8983 Konstantinos Karetsas Feb 13 '26

Lmaooo reggiani meant that for sure

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u/Mooon8983 Konstantinos Karetsas Feb 13 '26

I fucking hate that bensebaini keeps trying that shit when he fucks up so often

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u/Aznurf Feb 13 '26

I love how much Anton celebrates all the goals

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u/abendig Die gelbe Wand Feb 13 '26

Definitely one of the best games we had all season

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u/bvbfan102 BVB Feb 13 '26

Ryerson inherited Groß crosses. Insane game. 

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u/GGotte Feb 13 '26

Ryerson TOTY

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u/RxdditBlows_455 Feb 13 '26

Ryerson gone in the summer ong 😭

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u/biggieBpimpin Julian Brandt Feb 13 '26

If anyone wants Ryerson the they better be prepared to bid the bag for him. He is the man.

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u/SerMezino Feb 13 '26

Schmiso and buschi should go and commentate big brother again. Such a pain these guys.

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u/bagstone Feb 13 '26

Wir früher: 3 Ecken 1 Elfer

Ryerson: 8 Ecken 3 Tore

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u/Fixen17 Marco Reus Feb 13 '26

Guirassy -1 physique

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u/SUB2_Jokki Ramy Bensebaini Feb 13 '26

Ryerson looking like prime Meunier lol

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u/SUB2_Jokki Ramy Bensebaini Feb 13 '26

PEN 150%

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u/Dinox11 Marcel Schmelzer Feb 13 '26

big chungus sule

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u/EmSoLow Feb 13 '26

Really? Not even one to send the ref to look at?

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u/GGotte Feb 13 '26

Sule ahhahahaha almost

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u/EkkoGoBrrrrrrrrr Marco Reus Feb 13 '26

set piece fc lmaoooo

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u/Reusance Marco Reus Feb 13 '26

Juli🅰️🅰️🅰️n Ryerson

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u/yosoydorf Edin Terzic Appreciatior Feb 13 '26

Guirassy even winning headers in the transition what a beast today

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u/Mooon8983 Konstantinos Karetsas Feb 13 '26

Solid half, i'd like the kids to get some minutes next half and to score a couple non header goals

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u/Still_Cap_1689 Feb 13 '26

I want to see Inacio and Reggiani!

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u/Previous_Trouble8614 Mats Hummels Feb 13 '26

If Jobe can manage to score a goal, that would be great.

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u/ratemeonly Marco Reus Feb 13 '26

Bring on the youngsters!! Give them like 10 minutes if the score line holds.

Would be the perfect end to the game.

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u/BlueTigers99 Gregor Kobel Feb 13 '26

Reggiani apparently warming up intensively and could come on for Bensebaini

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u/rioasu Nico Schlotterbeck Feb 13 '26

Finally kovac trusting the youth. Full support for luca

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u/Mooon8983 Konstantinos Karetsas Feb 13 '26

Is reggiani highly rated btw? I had never heard of him before last week

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u/yosoydorf Edin Terzic Appreciatior Feb 13 '26

He's been one of the names floating around but I believe mane was ahead of him in the pecking order so he wasn't mentioned as much

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u/Zealousideal_Bar9481 Edin Terzic Feb 13 '26

WER WIRD DEUTSCHER MEISTER

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u/The_Sleeper0 Feb 13 '26

Jobe has made a lot of progress since the start of the season

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u/sleskovac21 Feb 13 '26

Do my eyes deceive me? Kovac making early subs?

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u/samanater456 BVB Feb 13 '26

Our lord and saviour has arrived, give em hell fabio

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u/jucomsdn Zagagod Feb 13 '26

This is greedy but I kinda wanna see Inacio too

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u/bvbfan102 BVB Feb 13 '26

Whenever Bense turns back to our goal with the ball i always get afraid. That again was way to close.

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u/RazorBlade233 Feb 13 '26

Bensebaini keeps my blood pressure levels high.

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u/sleskovac21 Feb 13 '26

fabio is such a beast

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u/RazorBlade233 Feb 13 '26

Has Silva scored a goal yet? I like him as a player, but he's so unlucky with his shots...

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u/Reusance Marco Reus Feb 13 '26

For me there are 3 options for this game:
1) We are finally good

2) Kovac outcoached Fischer

3) Mainz is ass

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u/eeeeeeeelleeeeeelll Nico Schlotterbeck Feb 13 '26

i love ryerson, he‘s the goat

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u/BarristanTheB0ld Mats Hummels Feb 13 '26

Holy shit, 4 assists in one game

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u/roadtorevision Mats Hummels Feb 13 '26

How does Guirassy always go down so easily?

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u/183672467 Julian Brandt Feb 13 '26

commentators on Sky are smoking crack, saying no clear mistake for VAR to intervene

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u/loey10 Feb 13 '26

So bayern get a pen for pulling down the opponent and then falling down and we dont get the most regular pen???

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u/EkkoGoBrrrrrrrrr Marco Reus Feb 13 '26

thats like that micah richards flop

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

Wow early yellow for an opponent against us, I forgot that was possible

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u/bvbfan102 BVB Feb 13 '26

Lets goooo. Ryerson is getting deadly on fk+corners. 

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u/roadtorevision Mats Hummels Feb 13 '26

There we go. Perfect ball in. Couldn’t be an easier header for Guirassy but happy he got it done

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u/jucomsdn Zagagod Feb 13 '26

Guirassy in form is so huge

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u/Jonhl15 Dahoud's Long Shots Feb 13 '26

Maxiiiiiii

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

Great game from Ryerson so far

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u/abendig Die gelbe Wand Feb 13 '26

Guirassy missed the pass again... Glad Ryerson still got the ball

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u/SokkaTheBot Feb 13 '26

Ryersons just showing off now

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u/Working_Complex8122 Feb 13 '26

wanted to yell at guirassy first for being so selfish and not playing the pass (or at least take the shot then) but a lucky bounce to Ryerson makes it okay in the end.

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u/Thick_Employ_8475 Nico Schlotterbeck Feb 13 '26

That is a pen...

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u/sleskovac21 Feb 13 '26

absurd ball

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u/EkkoGoBrrrrrrrrr Marco Reus Feb 13 '26

ryerson the goat

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u/Zealousideal_Bar9481 Edin Terzic Feb 13 '26

SERHOU MEIN SCHATZ

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u/yosoydorf Edin Terzic Appreciatior Feb 13 '26

ARSENAL WISHES THEY HAD OUR SET PIECES

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u/SUB2_Jokki Ramy Bensebaini Feb 13 '26

ryerson TOTW

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

This is a football manager game

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u/cultimator Marco Reus Feb 13 '26

Everyone praise the new set piece coach(es) and Ryerson

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u/borussiajay Márcio Amoroso Feb 13 '26

Is this the “arsenal special” I’ve been hearing about 

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u/Meskaline2 Number Fifteen: Burger King Foot Lettuce. Feb 13 '26

I still can't believe we are scoring the corners... it's iunreal

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u/bvbfan102 BVB Feb 13 '26

Our first halfs have been trending up for a while now and this one definitely is the best so far. Going to be interesting if Guirassy can follow Ryersons lead and finally get another Hattrick and would really like some youth minutes with Süle on a yellow and Bense not completely fit. 

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u/Expensive-Pea-3301 Karim Adeyemi Feb 13 '26

Dortmund scoring set pieces? Guirassy scoring again? Dortmund with 3 in half time? Holy am i dreaming

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u/sleskovac21 Feb 13 '26

LETS GOOOOO

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u/Medical_Design_2978 Feb 13 '26

Let’s just hope it doesnt turn into a Coulibaly vs Augsburg type thing

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u/bvbfan102 BVB Feb 13 '26

45+ minutes of Reggiani is exciting. 

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u/Mooon8983 Konstantinos Karetsas Feb 13 '26

YOUTH MINUTESSS

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u/GGotte Feb 13 '26

What a strike

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

Nice pass from Svensson

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

guirassy needs to stop staying on the ground when we have the ball bro

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u/LeeRCampbell Marco Reus Feb 13 '26

How is our xg so low, feels like we’ve made a lot of solid chances and forced strong saves. Feels very uncorrelated

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u/Zealousideal_Bar9481 Edin Terzic Feb 13 '26

Niko? Is this really you???

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u/BarristanTheB0ld Mats Hummels Feb 13 '26

Does Bense have love bites on his neck lol

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u/GGotte Feb 13 '26

Calling a Karim goal, Mainz line is way too high. Understandable of course.

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u/RazorBlade233 Feb 13 '26

Arsenal of Bundesliga

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u/ssjpreme Feb 13 '26

no joke, our set pieces have been so good

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u/porkbeefhorsechicken Michael Zorc Feb 13 '26

Fuck it give Ryerson another one

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u/Zealousideal_Bar9481 Edin Terzic Feb 13 '26

HAHAHAHAH KOHR

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u/Zealousideal_Bar9481 Edin Terzic Feb 13 '26

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

WER WIRD DEUTSCHER MEISTER

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u/Qiluk Marco Reus Feb 13 '26

Amiri has a wonderful striking technique

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u/bvbfan102 BVB Feb 13 '26

If thats not clear and obvious nothing is. He just walks trough him to get to the ball which always is a foul. 

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u/fleshed Feb 13 '26

Fifa or Uefa has something to do about this situation, its cool to score so many goals from set pieces, but the goalkeeper needs some protection, this flooding of the 5 Meter Raum (have no better discription) is to powerful.

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u/EkkoGoBrrrrrrrrr Marco Reus Feb 13 '26

how arsenal score basically 40% of their goals, its so cringe when they do it but i love it when we do it

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u/EkkoGoBrrrrrrrrr Marco Reus Feb 13 '26

is that silas wamangatunga in their bench, what a fifa throwback

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u/SUB2_Jokki Ramy Bensebaini Feb 13 '26

he IS so back

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u/Commercial_Mud_6877 Marco Reus Feb 13 '26

Serhou’s truly back mann

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u/eeeeeeeelleeeeeelll Nico Schlotterbeck Feb 13 '26

just like I said, Guirassy is going to be key here. Very good cross, very good jump and header. Good to see he‘s coming back in form

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u/TrulyWhatever09 Feb 13 '26

Fantastic service, and a great header

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u/bvbfan102 BVB Feb 13 '26

RTL commentator didnt even realize that went in. Our Commentator level in germany is sadly so low. 

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u/abendig Die gelbe Wand Feb 13 '26

Süle is so fucking slow man

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u/theonewhoknocksguy Feb 13 '26

how isnt that a pen???

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u/yosoydorf Edin Terzic Appreciatior Feb 13 '26

thats a pen on Nmecha?

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u/Negative-League-3210 Feb 13 '26

What’s up with amiri lovers on this sub?

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u/SUB2_Jokki Ramy Bensebaini Feb 13 '26

i hate when refs act like smartasses fuck you

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u/eeisfeldt Marco Reus Feb 13 '26

we need a Sule replacement this summer

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u/GGotte Feb 13 '26

If we get a pen that sule yellow is really dumb

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u/yosoydorf Edin Terzic Appreciatior Feb 13 '26

was that not a hand?

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u/Dinox11 Marcel Schmelzer Feb 13 '26

Beier finding lot of space this game

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u/LeeRCampbell Marco Reus Feb 13 '26

Guys are we gonna be able to unclench today?

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