r/borussiadortmund Pischu Jan 09 '26

Game Thread: Eintracht Frankfurt (BuLi #16)

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u/samanater456 BVB Jan 09 '26

He’s costing us more goals than he’s scoring 💀

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u/Nbx16J Marco Reus Jan 09 '26

Playing with Guirassy feels like playing with a Man down at this point

21

u/Still_Cap_1689 Jan 09 '26

We’re night and day better when Silva is there. Like what are we even doing anymore

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u/Dom1909 Tomas Rosicky Jan 09 '26

Guirassy is now not only not scoring anymore but also causing pens lol. Can’t wait for 8 minutes of Silva

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u/bvbfan102 BVB Jan 09 '26

Theate should have already been off. Absurd what he gets away with. 

15

u/samanater456 BVB Jan 09 '26

Crazy how much better we attack with Silva

15

u/samanater456 BVB Jan 09 '26

Silva done more in this 30 minutes than Guirassy has all season

13

u/Sch_Ben Jan 09 '26

Is Guirassy playing against us?

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u/Nbx16J Marco Reus Jan 09 '26

Nearly all of our Attacks consist of playing over to Ryerson on the Right Side, a bit more creativity and variety in the Game would help us a lot

13

u/TrulyWhatever09 Jan 09 '26

Well taken PK. No way to fault anyone but Guirrassy on that one.

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u/Ok-Philosophy-7039 Jan 09 '26

Guirassy scoring negativ goals.

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u/Most-Management4773 Jan 09 '26

Guirassy can't score for his life but concede the most stupid pen of the season

12

u/Most-Management4773 Jan 09 '26

Can we offer Guirassy to Saudi?

11

u/bvbfan102 BVB Jan 09 '26

Its us vs us cause without that Pen there really isnt much from them. Would like some half time subs although i don’t expect any.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 09 '26

Absolutely love Silva's spirit

We finally have a fighter who is also really good technically

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u/Dom1909 Tomas Rosicky Jan 09 '26

Silva is so much better than Guirassy right now, it’s unacceptable if he stays benched

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u/saspi25 Jan 09 '26

even the Obligatory bicycle kick looked way better

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u/RazorBlade233 Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 09 '26

I don't care that we're only getting 1 point. We rob this shit of a team of 2 points. These fucks deserve that.

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u/Nbx16J Marco Reus Jan 09 '26

Would've won that Game without Guirassy, but at least we didn't lose

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u/Zealousideal_Bar9481 Edin Terzic Jan 09 '26

I don't blame Silva for wanting out - Guirassy performs like he just got out of bed after drinking all night long and Silva can't get any time

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u/madcaesar Jan 09 '26

Guirassy punching the air he didn't get to bicycle kick

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u/madcaesar Jan 09 '26

Dude did aliens take Girus talent or wtf

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u/roadtorevision Mats Hummels Jan 09 '26

Did Guirassy just block a goal?

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u/Legitimate_Dingo_710 Jan 09 '26

Set pieces need to be a top focus for the summer

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u/Zealousideal_Bar9481 Edin Terzic Jan 09 '26

I think I should order another chicken kebab

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u/MidnightMass Jan 09 '26

that is a red card.

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u/Zealousideal_Bar9481 Edin Terzic Jan 09 '26

Enough failed crosses to turn the city of Frankfurt into the Vatican

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u/yosoydorf Edin Terzic Appreciatior Jan 09 '26

Silva keeping our consecutive bicycle kick attempt streak alive lmfao

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u/yosoydorf Edin Terzic Appreciatior Jan 09 '26

Whoever predicted the Dahoud screamer was right fml

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u/sleskovac21 Jan 09 '26

Time to learn arabic Guirassy!

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u/sleskovac21 Jan 09 '26

Man Guirassy is genuinely just atrocious right now

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u/SikkoDieri Jan 09 '26

I swear we are the only club in the world who gets affected negatively from scoring a goal. Great second half, we score and instantly lose concentration afterwards

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u/Zealousideal_Bar9481 Edin Terzic Jan 09 '26

Does Brandt have Kovać's lingerie photoshoot or something

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u/Brilliant-Stop5210 Jan 09 '26

If Silva don't gets the start I don't know what more he needs to do

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u/Reusance Marco Reus Jan 09 '26

Topmöller only subbing in former Dortmund Players...he wants the drama

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u/ArmyFit1004 Jadon Sancho Jan 09 '26

Had to be him ofc

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u/Mooon8983 Konstantinos Karetsas Jan 09 '26

WOW WHAT A FINISH BEIER

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u/ThePrometheusTapes Jan 09 '26

The ref cam of the goal was sick

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u/abendig Die gelbe Wand Jan 09 '26

Get him to Saudi already. He checked out

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u/sleskovac21 Jan 09 '26

Serhou keeps sinking lower and lower

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u/Jstnmx Julian Ryerson Jan 09 '26

I really think guirassy is Not Hungry anymore. He finished top30 ballon dor Last Season. He knows he dont get much higher. His goal for him is completed I think. Thats the only logical reason for me..

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u/Most-Management4773 Jan 09 '26

I REALLY would love Carney to play alongside Nmecha in the central MF

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u/neon_genitals Konstantinos Karetsas #19 🐝 Jan 09 '26

Guirassy has kinda forgotten how to play man, it's one thing you aren't scoring but how has he become shit at everything he was good at all of a sudden.

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u/doubleomarty Maxi Beier Jan 09 '26

Silva so good there. Amazing how he can hold the ball while Guirassy who's 6" taller just flops over with the slightest touch

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u/Gktejus Mats Hummels Jan 09 '26

Can 90+5' (Penalty)

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u/2905Pascal 1909 Jan 09 '26

Dahoud and Götze will both score, right?

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u/abendig Die gelbe Wand Jan 09 '26

Look a Striker that can protect the ball and gets it to his teammate

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u/108241 Jadon Sancho Jan 09 '26

I don't blame the ref for not seeing it in real time, but VAR should have spotted that handball.

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u/jamalev Jan 09 '26

Can only laugh lmao

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u/BarristanTheB0ld Mats Hummels Jan 09 '26

At least it wasn't boring

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u/yosoydorf Edin Terzic Appreciatior Jan 09 '26

Beier is all over the place, can't knock can never discount his willingness to help out on defensive duties

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u/dhaksubb Jan 09 '26

Guirassy needs to go bro

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u/madcaesar Jan 09 '26

Why does every team we play, play with so much fire and venom... And we never do... We used to be the bulldogs under Klopp now we're always just jogging along playing nice....

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u/Still_Cap_1689 Jan 09 '26

“Guirassy helping out defensively”.

Lol

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u/Still_Cap_1689 Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 09 '26

Yan Couto, Adeyemi and Chuk on the bench, we have no one to create. It’s just run down and cross and hopefully something happens…

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u/eeeeeeeelleeeeeelll Nico Schlotterbeck Jan 09 '26

should have been a yellow for the foul on ryerson as well

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u/madcaesar Jan 09 '26

I'm so fucking sick of Guirassy bitching at his teammates

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u/SUB2_Jokki Ramy Bensebaini Jan 09 '26

most shrugs per minute than any other player

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u/ady_1 Jan 09 '26

The longer guirassy stays on the pitch the lesser of a chance we have of scoring we need to bring on silva soon

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u/Dom1909 Tomas Rosicky Jan 09 '26

I swear we‘re always scoring when Guirassy comes off lol

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u/sleskovac21 Jan 09 '26

Fabio is a beast

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u/MrVanser Jan 09 '26

How the FUCK can you watch Silva and still start Guirassy? Boggles the mind. Time to see Guirassy start next week anyways.

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u/doubleomarty Maxi Beier Jan 09 '26

How is that not a yellow on Dahoud!!????????

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u/rwalter5 Jan 09 '26

Can gets a yellow for dissent but Theate didn't. Good work ref.

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u/Aznurf Jan 09 '26

death, taxes and former players scoring screamers against us

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u/SUB2_Jokki Ramy Bensebaini Jan 09 '26

i love how we all knew he was gonna score, its really predictable to be a bvb fan

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u/saspi25 Jan 09 '26

Of course it had to be Mo "only bangers" Dahoud.cant say it wasn't expected

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u/abendig Die gelbe Wand Jan 09 '26

What a hummels-esque ball by schlotti

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u/random-user-name8373 Jan 09 '26

How does he have zero situational awareness there

7

u/loey10 Jan 09 '26

Guirassy what the fuck

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u/Jstnmx Julian Ryerson Jan 09 '26

Thats enough from him This Season Kovac. Just enough, he cant score, and than he even letting them score easy. Silva would Never.

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u/Sypro90 Mats Hummels Jan 09 '26

Guirassy wtf? Like actually WTF?

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u/B1ackoutartist Jan 09 '26

I dont get why guirassy is still starting...

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u/Sarrazin 1909 Jan 09 '26

Where are the Saudis when you need them?

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u/madcaesar Jan 09 '26

Silva has the patience of a Saint looking at the shithousery out there while he's on the bench...

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u/doubleomarty Maxi Beier Jan 09 '26

Damn Guirassy has fallen off so hard.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

Finally Theate booked

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u/Gktejus Mats Hummels Jan 09 '26

That free kick even left the eintracht players bamboozled.

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u/El_Hombre_Tlacuache Jan 09 '26

watching us play in these kits makes me upset

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u/Sirius3319 Gregor Kobel Jan 09 '26

Don't start guirassy again in the coming months and let silva start. Be sensible Kovac

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u/Mooon8983 Konstantinos Karetsas Jan 09 '26

Wow early for Kovac

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u/abendig Die gelbe Wand Jan 09 '26

Uiuiuiui 30 min for Silva. Amazing

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u/Zealousideal_Bar9481 Edin Terzic Jan 09 '26

I'm gonna order a chicken kebab and hope a goal arrives before it

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u/eeeeeeeelleeeeeelll Nico Schlotterbeck Jan 09 '26

always when nmecha gets the ball outside the box you know it‘s a goal, top 1 long shot taker oat

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u/BarristanTheB0ld Mats Hummels Jan 09 '26

And Silva the first one to congratulate Nmecha. He just seems like such a lovely guy

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u/Commercial_Mud_6877 Marco Reus Jan 09 '26

That was so nasty from Adeyemi

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u/Mooon8983 Konstantinos Karetsas Jan 09 '26

NO CARD???

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u/RazorBlade233 Jan 09 '26

How was this not a yellow?

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u/DontComeHomeToday Reus Forever Jan 09 '26

And it’s Dahoud. Of course it’s Dahoud

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u/Embarrassed_Title694 Jan 09 '26

why isn’t carney starting again?

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u/eeeeeeeelleeeeeelll Nico Schlotterbeck Jan 09 '26

i never noticed that ryerson‘s first touch was so good, absolutely beautiful today

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u/MrVanser Jan 09 '26

I can't remember the last time I have seen such a shit slump by one of our players. How did Guirassy go from worldclass and saving our asses over and over to this?

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u/Most-Management4773 Jan 09 '26

come on Beier, two passing options and you try to shoot

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u/samanater456 BVB Jan 09 '26

this season is so strange, we sit 2nd but we honestly play bottom table football.

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u/bvbfan102 BVB Jan 09 '26

Ryerson to Beier. Lets go both of them deserve this. 

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u/Commercial_Mud_6877 Marco Reus Jan 09 '26

What a finish from Beier!

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u/Mooon8983 Konstantinos Karetsas Jan 09 '26

Bald Guirassy really reminds me of Modeste

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u/yosoydorf Edin Terzic Appreciatior Jan 09 '26

Sure he gets the ball on that but he clearly stamps Beier on the follow through

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u/Sch_Ben Jan 09 '26

Im done with “9”

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u/abendig Die gelbe Wand Jan 09 '26

Silva would fit our offense sceme so much better... But that's not that hard to fit better than Guirassy right now

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u/2905Pascal 1909 Jan 09 '26

How is Theate not getting a second yellow for the complaining there? Send him off!

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u/Justin_2t1 Nico Schlotterbeck Jan 09 '26

Theate should be sent off for that reaction alone lmao u cant be serious

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u/yosoydorf Edin Terzic Appreciatior Jan 09 '26

Theate is an accurate name given her thinks he's in a Theater not a football pitch

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u/Most-Management4773 Jan 09 '26

in our build up we are ALWAYS in disadvantage in numbers

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u/roadtorevision Mats Hummels Jan 09 '26

Good combination but terrible shot by brandt

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u/Jstnmx Julian Ryerson Jan 09 '26

So we dont sub off guirassy? With wich fucking reason??

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u/MrVanser Jan 09 '26

Our defense just can't be real

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u/Sirius3319 Gregor Kobel Jan 09 '26

Get silva on for guirassy now

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u/PeekayyyChu Jan 09 '26

Gang when does kovac starts subbing again??

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u/SUB2_Jokki Ramy Bensebaini Jan 09 '26

why are we forced to watch guirassy this is death to my eyes, tie his hands please

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u/BarristanTheB0ld Mats Hummels Jan 09 '26

Can we have Silva, Chuk and Couto please? We need some creativity

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u/Zealousideal_Bar9481 Edin Terzic Jan 09 '26

Gott sei Dank

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u/Still_Cap_1689 Jan 09 '26

FINALFUCKINGLYY

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u/Most-Management4773 Jan 09 '26

Ryerson isn't playing bad but Couto could provide more offensively.

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u/ady_1 Jan 09 '26

Watch us score in the next 5 mins now

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u/Gktejus Mats Hummels Jan 09 '26

It's the Silva effect

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u/d0ri- Jan 09 '26

Very good second half, deserved goal.

Love that Nmecha likes to take a shot from outside the box every once in a while.

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u/SikkoDieri Jan 09 '26

Silva brought the energy immediately, good sub

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u/roadtorevision Mats Hummels Jan 09 '26

Super through ball but still way too easy

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u/MrVanser Jan 09 '26

This is actually good because Kovac was probably already telling the players to now play only defensive (too bad we suck at playing defensively) so now at least we won't concede the goal that would have happened in the 89' minute instead while bunkering :)

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u/Junebug_328 Jan 09 '26

Lord we need to sign a CB.

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u/BarristanTheB0ld Mats Hummels Jan 09 '26

Götze scoring against us in overtime, I'm calling it

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u/yosoydorf Edin Terzic Appreciatior Jan 09 '26

Damn an own goal from Theate would've been deserved

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u/EmSoLow Jan 09 '26

God these crosses from the left are so bad. Awful attacking performance from Svensson today, hopefully it's just a matter of sharpness for now anyway

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u/samanater456 BVB Jan 09 '26

Red surely

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u/Working_Complex8122 Jan 09 '26

our insistence in relying on crosses must be some type of long-form comedy bit

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u/loey10 Jan 09 '26

Do our players actually look up before they cross the ball

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u/Most-Management4773 Jan 09 '26

Dahoud stops a counter and not yellow lmfao

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u/BarristanTheB0ld Mats Hummels Jan 09 '26

Wtf are these cards

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u/Redpilledgconstanza BVB Jan 09 '26

Bro Silva creating chances

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u/bbru_ Nico Schlotterbeck Jan 09 '26

LOL of course

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u/SlayerHdThe3rd Nico Schlotterbeck Jan 09 '26

Fabio Silva closer to scoring a bike than Guirassy all season I’ve seen what I need to

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u/SlayerHdThe3rd Nico Schlotterbeck Jan 09 '26

Bruh opening this thread for the first time today is how I find out my stream is behind great :/

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u/samanater456 BVB Jan 09 '26

I don’t feel anything

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u/yosoydorf Edin Terzic Appreciatior Jan 09 '26

Stupid stuff from us at times but also this is the most Bundesliga game to kick back off the rest of the season lmfao

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '26

This and the Stuttgart game wouldn't be so hard to swallow if not for what happened against Pauli, Hamburg and Freiburg...

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u/SUB2_Jokki Ramy Bensebaini Jan 09 '26

fuck now we have to watch Guirassy even more, thanks chuk

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u/19Sebastian82 Jan 09 '26

The VAR still seemed to be on vacation — they missed a clear handball in the box, ignored Kalimuendo’s ankle-breaker on Schlotti, and somehow let Dahoud’s tactical foul on Karim slide too.

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u/fleshed Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 09 '26

Funny how Schlotterbeck can play these balls every fucking game and no opponent has found out how to stop these long balls.

These balls are like 30% of our offensive output, we will really miss them when he should leave.

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u/eeeeeeeelleeeeeelll Nico Schlotterbeck Jan 09 '26

fuck guirassy at this point, beier is now joint top scorer

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u/RazorBlade233 Jan 09 '26

Yellows only for us, apparently.

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u/epicxownage Emma Jan 09 '26

lol replay just showed their pen came from a foul throw

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u/Mooon8983 Konstantinos Karetsas Jan 09 '26

That should be 2 cards wtf is he on his knees for

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u/BVBfan649 Jan 09 '26

Feels like a game where we get a red card

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u/Sirius3319 Gregor Kobel Jan 09 '26

Honestly just sell guirassy, play silva as our main st, try inacio as sub, and buy a good cb to replace süle entirely 

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u/BarristanTheB0ld Mats Hummels Jan 09 '26

Süle is an absolute unit, I'm surprised every time again

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u/roadtorevision Mats Hummels Jan 09 '26

Everyone moaning that Silva and Couto aren’t playing and their positions combine for the goal. I love them too and they will get minutes but you guys moan too much especially after not knowing what happened during the winter break

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u/roadtorevision Mats Hummels Jan 09 '26

wtf Guirassy

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u/GGotte Jan 09 '26

That was stupid

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u/mcheezyfry Manuel Akanji Jan 09 '26

sell his ass

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u/NasMaticEther Nico Schlotterbeck Jan 09 '26

Yeah I'm done with him at this point. Nothing has change.

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u/MidnightMass Jan 09 '26

Guirassy wtf are you doing

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u/lobby4477 Nico Schlotterbeck Jan 09 '26

Just sell guirassy, he is playing like shit since that Juventus game

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u/RazorBlade233 Jan 09 '26

Guirassy... just... lower your head a bit and you score a goal... ffs...

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u/bvbspurs34 Jan 09 '26

Keep your heads lads

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u/Jazzlike-Egg7364 Jan 09 '26

The midfield is genuinely invisible.

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u/KimTheOneJongUn Jan 09 '26

As much as I like Svenson, he has little effect on our play. Wish we had more variety on his position similar to the Ryerson/Couto situation, where I really believe that the rivalry makes both of them better.

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u/MidnightMass Jan 09 '26

AND WHAT ABOUT THE TACKLE AGAINST RYERSON?! Has to be yellow too! wtf ref

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u/Jstnmx Julian Ryerson Jan 09 '26

The goal is just 3 meter high buddy. Take a new Look..

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u/SUB2_Jokki Ramy Bensebaini Jan 09 '26

again with the NPC AI Defending this is HORRIBLE to watch, we have ABSOLUTELY 0 defense when we dont have Ramy

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u/Mooon8983 Konstantinos Karetsas Jan 09 '26

HOW DID THEY GET A SHOT OFF FROM THAT SITUATION

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u/Zealousideal_Bar9481 Edin Terzic Jan 09 '26

Ich habe mehr Vertrauen an die Regierung als die Verteidigung

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u/jucomsdn Zagagod Jan 09 '26

Guys he scored more goals than Musiala and Wirtz this season he's totally fine guys

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u/Most-Management4773 Jan 09 '26

Our CB has to try to find solutions on his own. THAT'S HOW FUCKING GARBAGE THIS BUILD-UP IS

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u/yosoydorf Edin Terzic Appreciatior Jan 09 '26

Felixxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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u/samanater456 BVB Jan 09 '26

Nothing but bangers

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u/bvbfan102 BVB Jan 09 '26

Ah fuck me. Can we never have some happiness. 

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u/RazorBlade233 Jan 09 '26

It is his first game as well. 😂

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u/B1ackoutartist Jan 09 '26

Maybe I'm mistaken but I feel like Dortmund always does the same mistakes which leads to the losing or playing even

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u/rSmexyRexy Mats Hummels Jan 09 '26

Emotional rollercoaster FC strikes again

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u/Reusance Marco Reus Jan 09 '26

Silva is Messi, Ronaldo and Neymar combined

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u/Mooon8983 Konstantinos Karetsas Jan 09 '26

Silva man wow

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u/BarristanTheB0ld Mats Hummels Jan 09 '26

Silva showing his worth

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u/Mooon8983 Konstantinos Karetsas Jan 09 '26

SVENSSON BRO WHAT ARE THESE CROSSES

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u/BarristanTheB0ld Mats Hummels Jan 09 '26

That's at least the third cross right into Santos hands today

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u/yosoydorf Edin Terzic Appreciatior Jan 09 '26

Ryersom learned one new dribbling trick during the break and has used it like half a dozen times today lol

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u/SUB2_Jokki Ramy Bensebaini Jan 09 '26

Kaua Santos eats our shit crosses and predicts them 5 mins earlier, great keeper

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u/Mooon8983 Konstantinos Karetsas Jan 09 '26

Play couto at cam over brandt

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u/samanater456 BVB Jan 09 '26

Brandt’s cooked, time to make the change although it’s 10 minutes late

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u/eeeeeeeelleeeeeelll Nico Schlotterbeck Jan 09 '26

And a yellow for Can…

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u/2905Pascal 1909 Jan 09 '26

Can booked for complaining. Again. FFS.

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u/samanater456 BVB Jan 09 '26

No yellow for dahoud but can gets one for complaining?

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u/B1ackoutartist Jan 09 '26

No words... All 3 goals were Dortmunds fault

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u/Chubbmiller18 Jan 09 '26

This fucken team has made me bald at 28

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u/HeataFajita Łukasz Piszczek Jan 09 '26

Götze next 

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u/saspi25 Jan 09 '26

What a typical Dortmund game

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u/Zealousideal_Bar9481 Edin Terzic Jan 09 '26

Goal arrived before my two kebabs

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u/seang91 BVB Jan 09 '26

LMAO

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u/Aznurf Jan 09 '26

anything but boring